Emory and CC are back from Mimi and Grandaddy's house! They had a fantastic time. Here are the two stories we heard about the weekend:
Emory's story (began b/c she had a scratch on her hand she said came from a cat, and a little tiny tiny scratch on her leg, which started this story about her time at Mimi's house). All of this was told with a straight face without batting an eye:
- Mimi and Grandaddy put her in timeout because she put headbands all over her face and tee-teed all over the place, and didn't go to church. They then called the police, who came to pick her up in a police car. She went to jail and had to be in jail with a green dinosaur that BIT HER ON THE LEG! Mimi then came to jail and said "Don't' put her in jail". Then the police man was nice and put her in the police car and took her to Mimi and Grandaddy's home.
While listening to this story, Christian told us a 'real-life' story:
- Emory did spill water all over the carpet. Mimi yelled "get some paper towels". Emory refused. Mimi asked CC to get some paper towels. Christian and Mimi yelled for Grandaddy to get some paper towels.
Emory looked straight in Christian's face and said, "Dat not true, sissy." As if, there is no way that she would have spilt water and refused to help clean up, but could have been put in jail and been bitten by a dinosaur for putting headbands on her face!!!!
Which one do you believe???!!! I do know who I will turn to in their teenage years for the 'real-life' story!!!
PS. We might be dealing with a little bit of a grandparent hangover! Christian just yelled out from her bed in her room, "I NEED SOMEONE TO COME FLUFF MY PILLOW"!!!!. Mimi, you have SPOILED them rotten!!!!
too funny! jack went to mimi and papa's house this weekend and came back with that same grandparent hangover :)
ReplyDelete"grandparent hangover" is a perfect term- and you get credit for coining it :)
ReplyDeleteHudson's still sick :( we'll plan on playing Sat :)